"This ain't your baby sister's sippy cup. In case you haven't noticed, my 7.5 inch height and 3.1 inches diameter of stainless steel and resin means business, right to the tip of my weathered ram horns. Let your buddies drink out of those small red plastic cups the next time you're together, I'll show them who's boss enough to wield me.
I'm a hefty undead tankard at 1.4 pounds and can hold a full 20 ounces of drink, preferably ale or mead. Though I guess others would work too. Just don't let anyone see me holding milk or kale juice for instance... I've got an image to uphold."
-Viking Skull Mug
Estimated Delivery Time: 23 days